I do that thing where I listen to a comedy CD so much that when I hear a key word it triggers the whole bit. Example: numbers. “I find numbers fascinating” Bo Burnham introduces Statistics “more particularly, I find statistics to be more enlightening, thought-provoking even”. I agree, and after a week(ish) I’d change it up and post some of my own figures.
8 out of the past 10 days, I’ve been at VCU
I’ve found my way in Brandt Hall 7 out of those 8 days
I’ve only been in 2 other dorms, Honors and GRC 3.
Out of the 5 times I’d said go to the gym, and I’ve made 0 trips.
2 out of the 3 trips to Walmart I’ve chauffeured the engineers to have ended up with TVs.
There is 1 dorm of 8 engineers that I’ve already spent tons of time with
I’ve met 1 other freshman history major
5 out of my 48 cups of free Starbucks have been used already
There is1 student bill that is less than $600 since I added a baby meal plan
I’ve gained 6 new black VCU t-shirts
I’ve wasted at least 3 hours picking out what to wear this week
54 people I’ve recognized from the Facebook page I’ve seen around campus
There are 5 good friends from Facebook I’ve hung out with
2 people said that recognized me
71% of the orientation crew still sees each other on the regular
0% of old coworkers (that are also freshies) have been seen around campus
20% of old coworkers (that are upperclassmen) have been seen and hugged
100% of all Gertie girls have been seen at least twice
VCU is filled with 100% more cute boys than Saint Gertrude